Baby Names...

I found this article on msn.com about baby names. The best of the worst, and they are real! Ancestry.com, shares thousands of rediculous names given to real people, recorded by the U.S. Census Bureau.

My personal favorites:
Doctor Love
Governor Bush
Gamble Moore
Lucky Green
Ireland Brew
Mayo Head
Plum Sellers
Candy Kahne
Holly Wood
Harry Pitts
Catnip Moonbeam
Roxanne Gravel
Rusty Nail
Cole Deggs
Ghoul Nipple
Acne Fountain
Mary A. Jerk
Ima Whore
Fanny Whiffer
Good Hell
Naught E. Bishop
Stud Duck
(first names only)
Felanie
Damya
Pajama
Violence

The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:
Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks

HONESTLY--WERE THESE PARENTS KIDDING??? I GUESS NOT...

And of course, celebrity creations!
Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)
Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)
Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)
Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)
Fifi Trixibell (Bob Geldof and Paula Yates--also parents to Peaches and Pixie)