Baby Names...

I found this article on msn.com about baby names. The best of the worst, and they are real! Ancestry.com, shares thousands of rediculous names given to real people, recorded by the U.S. Census Bureau.

My personal favorites:
Doctor Love
Governor Bush
Gamble Moore
Lucky Green
Ireland Brew
Mayo Head
Plum Sellers
Candy Kahne
Holly Wood
Harry Pitts
Catnip Moonbeam
Roxanne Gravel
Rusty Nail
Cole Deggs
Ghoul Nipple
Acne Fountain
Mary A. Jerk
Ima Whore
Fanny Whiffer
Good Hell
Naught E. Bishop
Stud Duck
(first names only)
Felanie
Damya
Pajama
Violence

The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:
Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks

HONESTLY--WERE THESE PARENTS KIDDING??? I GUESS NOT...

And of course, celebrity creations!
Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)
Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)
Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)
Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)
Fifi Trixibell (Bob Geldof and Paula Yates--also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Tagged... or not

I was tagged by Laura on this one... Here are the rules. You must post the rules before you give your answers. You must list something about yourself for each letter of your middle name. Each fact must begin with that letter. If you don't have a middle name, just use your maiden name. At the end of your post, you need to tag one person for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged and need to read your blog for details).

My middle name is... oh wait, I dont have one! Nor do I have a maiden name since I'm not married--fortunately for me and everyone else who may have been tagged by me! So there ya go~!

Twilight...

All I can say is--I absolutely love this book and the series! I always wondered what the big hype was about it, but of course--you just have to read it. I can't even tell those of you who don't already know, what it's about. It would give Bella's first mystery away... Not to mention, you'll fall-in-love all over again. Its wonderful.

What do you do in the bathroom?

As in when your getting ready, your all by yourself?? Whatever...

Me? I rock out!! As seen below...

Go create your very own South Park character at stopgeek.com or http://sp-studio.de/

What can I say, I'm bored at work... if you are too, you might take a second to get to know me better.

Thanks to Em, here is a little about me...

10 years ago:
I would have been ten years old, which would put me in...5th grade. Ha, perfect because 5th grade was a very peculiar year for me. It was my first (and only, thank goodness) year in HOMESCHOOL. What a time... after about six or seven months of it, I decided I wanted to go back to public school--February would have been about that time. So 10 years ago, I was the wierdo-homeschooled-incomer to an already comfortable 5th grade class. Nice huh?

5 things on my to-do list today:
1--get a few draws done. 2--continue filling out an application to be on 'Deal or No Deal' (it doesn't mean I'll submit it, but I figured I'd fill it out and see how I feel after...) 3--check out Erin's new car, maybe go for a ride. 4--continue reading 'Twilight' 5--watch the eliminations for 'American Idol'

Snacks I enjoy:
String cheese! Fresh fruit. Captain crunch. Beef jerky. Cheddar baked lays.

Things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Quit my job at the bank! Pay off my car. Design clothes, shoes, and purses--and maybe open my own shop, just for fun. Give some to people I care about, and tell them to spend it wisely cuz its all their gonna get! Invest it so I won't ever have to worry about running out of money!

3 of my bad habits:
Oh gosh, nail biting. Punctuallity, I'm always late. Excessive use of sarcasm.

5 jobs I have had:
Envelope stuffer, Victoria Secret 'bra specialist' haha, bank teller, cosmetologist, and currently--construction loan dispursement (I write checks).

5 things people don't know about me:
I'm half man...haha not technically, but I have a disorder where I do not have a hormone ALL women need, and do have an excessive amount of testosterone (it explains some of my masculine traits--no butt, no hips, no boobs). I love to play piano. I struggle, but play guitar. I actually DO like to read (I didn't even know that about myself until just recently). I have a small bit of obsessive compulsive disorder.

Questions anyone?? Haha. Hope it didn't make you MORE bored.

Lost....

no, no...not my soul. The television series "Lost" has taken over about 20 HOURS or MORE of the last 96 hours of my life. I think I can confidently say...I am an addict. Fortunately, I only have a few more episodes to watch of the new season online before I am completely caught up. Then, I will have no choice but to spend time doing things I should be doing rather than watching 'LoST'. My patience will be tested. If you happen to have free time and you are not yet a 'Lost' viewer, I recommend renting season one. It is addicting. And shockingly enough, it always leaves you......lost.

If you need another reason to watch it....

another....

and if you don't like men...

If you ever get a chance...

play with Photobooth on a Mac. This is just a sample of what you'll get...





You could laugh for hours at yourself! (And others...)